tag:sms4fun.blog.co.uk,2009-11-08:/MokoFeed2009-11-08T04:07:30+01:00tag:sms4fun.blog.co.uk,2007-07-02:/2007/07/02/cool_time~2558113/nisar752007-07-02T13:30:37+02:002007-07-02T13:30:37+02:00 <p>Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed. This world in arms is not spending money alone. It is spending the sweat of its laborers, the genius of its scientists, the hopes of its children. This is not a way of life at all in any true sense. Under the clouds of war, it is humanity hanging on a cross of iron.<br> --Dwight Eisenhower 1953 speech</p> <p>The cold world needs warm-hearted Christians.<br> --Unknown<br> If your sunshine wants far outstrip your cold morning desire, have a talk with yourself. Then have a lot more talks with yourself. Convince number one that you can succeed - and you will succeed. If you don't believe in you, why should anyone else?<br> --Tom Hopkins</p> <p>A smile is the lighting system of the face, the cooling system of the head and the heating system of the heart.<br> --Unknown</p> <p>The true form is magnificently illuminated with gleaming fire. The teaching's voice is total silence amid the ringing of wind chimes. The moon hangs in the old pine tree, cold in the falling night. The chilled crane in its nest in the clouds has not yet been aroused from its dreams.<br> --Hongzhi Zhengjue (1091-1157)</p> <p>If I can stop one heart from breaking, I shall not live in vain; If I can ease one life the aching, Or cool one pain, Or help one fainting robin Into his nest again, I shall not live in vain.<br> --Emily Dickinson</p> <p>The greatest pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him, and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself, too.<br> --Samuel Butler</p> <p>We enjoy warmth because we have been cold. We appreciate light because we have been in darkness. By the same token, we can experience joy because we have known sadness.<br> --David Weatherford</p> <p>Fame always brings loneliness. Success is as ice cold and lonely as the North Pole.<br> --Vicki Baum Austrian-US novelist</p> <p>May you have warm words on a cold evening, a full moon on a dark night, and the road downhill all the way to your door.<br> --An Irish blessing</p> <p>The world belongs to the enthusiast who keeps cool.<br> --William McFee<br> 20% of the population is now drinking coffee, 60% is having sex, 19% is watching television and one yokel is now holding his mobile in his hand</p> <p>A woman likes to have four animals in the house: a jaguar in front of the doorway, a fox in the closet, a bull in bed, and a numbskulll to pay for this all.</p> <p>At this moment i have a déjà vu and a loss of memory at the same time. I thin I have forgotten this before.<br> Be friendly with your kids, they choose your home when you are old!<br> Be nice to the ones who smoke.. every cigarette migh be their last.</p> <p>Birdy birdy in the sky, left a poopie in my eye. Me don't care, me don't cry, me just happy that a cow can't fly!!</p> <p>Braindetector activated, calibrating, now searching.........still searching......get a good grip of your mobile....still searching.......no brains found.</p> <p>Did I not see you yesterday at the mall, with a grey jacket? No? O, than it was a rubbish bag after all! .</p> <p>Do not disturb, I am enough disturbed as it is . . .<br> Don't feel sad, don't feel glue, Einstein was ugly too !</p> <p>man pays $.2,00 for a $.1,00 item that he needs, a woman pays $.1,00 for $.2,00 item that she does not need.</p> <p>Excessive use of alcohol can lead to a pregnancy.<br> Why do we sleep? Because we need to take a break from texting. Have a nice dream while texting. </p> <p>How can you know if a person is cute? First, he or she has a poor memory. Second - umn … I forgot na!</p> <p>Our friendship means a lot to me, that if we were the last people on a sinking ship and there's only one life vest, I'll..uhm.. ah.. eh..I'm gonna miss you for sure!<br> Naiinis ako! Naiinis ako! Naiinis ako! Naiinis ako! Naiinis ako! Naiinis ako! Kasi sabi nila cute daw ako kapag naiinis ako! Kaya, Naiinis ako! Naiinis ako! Naiinis ako! Naiinis ako! Naiinis ako! </p> <p>Reporter: How does it feel to become a millionaire?<br> Millionaire: Sad, because I am not a billionaire.</p> <p>I've just heard a funny joke. I can't stop laughing. Hahahaha! Want to hear it. Biruin more…..cute ka raw? Hahahaha!</p> <p>While walking down the street, I heard an old man say "I've been in love with the same woman for almost 50 years now." I was touched until I heard him say "I wish she knew."</p> <p>Bakit exciting ang text? 1. Kasi pwedeng magpacute and pangit. 2. Pwedeng single ang married 3. Sa text bida ang sinungaling 4. Sa text bistado ang kuripot.</p> <p>Smile is the secret to stay young and cute. Naks, bakit ka nakangiti?</p> <p>What is the difference between cute and feeling cute? Cute is the one who sent this and feeling cute is the one reading this. He...He...he... Text mo sa iba para ikaw naman ang cFor you I would go as far as the end of the world. Do you promise to stay here ?"</p> <p>HALLO, this is your mobile. There is no particular problem. I just wanted to leave your pocket, want the smell is unbearable!!!ute!<br> Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now..... sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.</p> <p>How would you like your egg for breakfast.... hard-boiled or impregnated?<br> I am a killer,I kill people for money.....But because you are my friend,I'll kill you for nothing!</p> <p>I am not stupid, I am blond!!! B - L - O - N - T<br> I am not your type ... I am not inflatable.</p> <p>I know why I am single, my parents-in-law were not able to have kids...</p> <p>I like to compare you with a nice cold glass of beer, beautiful colour, perfect taste, really perfect and when the glass is empty i just take the next one!</p> <p>I once sniffed Coke, but the icecubes blocked my nostrils...</p> <p>If being ugly would hurt, you would be in pain all day long.<br> If you have picture where you look old, keep them. In twenty years you can prove that you have not changed a bit.<br> If you really ressemble the picture on your ID, you are not fit enough to travel.<br> Ik would like to be a volcano... smoke all day and people say ... look he is working!</p> <p>It is charming, incredibly handsome, extremely good, well shaped, horny,an animal in bed and it knows one French word ... MOI!!</p> <p> <small> <a href="http://sms4fun.blog.co.uk/2007/07/02/cool_time~2558113/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:sms4fun.blog.co.uk,2007-07-02:/2007/07/02/cool_time~2558107/nisar752007-07-02T13:29:01+02:002007-07-02T13:29:01+02:00 <p>Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed. This world in arms is not spending money alone. It is spending the sweat of its laborers, the genius of its scientists, the hopes of its children. This is not a way of life at all in any true sense. Under the clouds of war, it is humanity hanging on a cross of iron.<br> --Dwight Eisenhower 1953 speech</p> <p>The cold world needs warm-hearted Christians.<br> --Unknown<br> If your sunshine wants far outstrip your cold morning desire, have a talk with yourself. Then have a lot more talks with yourself. Convince number one that you can succeed - and you will succeed. If you don't believe in you, why should anyone else?<br> --Tom Hopkins</p> <p>A smile is the lighting system of the face, the cooling system of the head and the heating system of the heart.<br> --Unknown</p> <p>The true form is magnificently illuminated with gleaming fire. The teaching's voice is total silence amid the ringing of wind chimes. The moon hangs in the old pine tree, cold in the falling night. The chilled crane in its nest in the clouds has not yet been aroused from its dreams.<br> --Hongzhi Zhengjue (1091-1157)</p> <p>If I can stop one heart from breaking, I shall not live in vain; If I can ease one life the aching, Or cool one pain, Or help one fainting robin Into his nest again, I shall not live in vain.<br> --Emily Dickinson</p> <p>The greatest pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him, and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself, too.<br> --Samuel Butler</p> <p>We enjoy warmth because we have been cold. We appreciate light because we have been in darkness. By the same token, we can experience joy because we have known sadness.<br> --David Weatherford</p> <p>Fame always brings loneliness. Success is as ice cold and lonely as the North Pole.<br> --Vicki Baum Austrian-US novelist</p> <p>May you have warm words on a cold evening, a full moon on a dark night, and the road downhill all the way to your door.<br> --An Irish blessing</p> <p>The world belongs to the enthusiast who keeps cool.<br> --William McFee<br> 20% of the population is now drinking coffee, 60% is having sex, 19% is watching television and one yokel is now holding his mobile in his hand</p> <p>A woman likes to have four animals in the house: a jaguar in front of the doorway, a fox in the closet, a bull in bed, and a numbskulll to pay for this all.</p> <p>At this moment i have a déjà vu and a loss of memory at the same time. I thin I have forgotten this before.<br> Be friendly with your kids, they choose your home when you are old!<br> Be nice to the ones who smoke.. every cigarette migh be their last.</p> <p>Birdy birdy in the sky, left a poopie in my eye. Me don't care, me don't cry, me just happy that a cow can't fly!!</p> <p>Braindetector activated, calibrating, now searching.........still searching......get a good grip of your mobile....still searching.......no brains found.</p> <p>Did I not see you yesterday at the mall, with a grey jacket? No? O, than it was a rubbish bag after all! .</p> <p>Do not disturb, I am enough disturbed as it is . . .<br> Don't feel sad, don't feel glue, Einstein was ugly too !</p> <p>man pays $.2,00 for a $.1,00 item that he needs, a woman pays $.1,00 for $.2,00 item that she does not need.</p> <p>Excessive use of alcohol can lead to a pregnancy.<br> Why do we sleep? Because we need to take a break from texting. Have a nice dream while texting. </p> <p>How can you know if a person is cute? First, he or she has a poor memory. Second - umn … I forgot na!</p> <p>Our friendship means a lot to me, that if we were the last people on a sinking ship and there's only one life vest, I'll..uhm.. ah.. eh..I'm gonna miss you for sure!<br> Naiinis ako! Naiinis ako! Naiinis ako! Naiinis ako! Naiinis ako! Naiinis ako! Kasi sabi nila cute daw ako kapag naiinis ako! Kaya, Naiinis ako! Naiinis ako! Naiinis ako! Naiinis ako! Naiinis ako! </p> <p>Reporter: How does it feel to become a millionaire?<br> Millionaire: Sad, because I am not a billionaire.</p> <p>I've just heard a funny joke. I can't stop laughing. Hahahaha! Want to hear it. Biruin more…..cute ka raw? Hahahaha!</p> <p>While walking down the street, I heard an old man say "I've been in love with the same woman for almost 50 years now." I was touched until I heard him say "I wish she knew."</p> <p>Bakit exciting ang text? 1. Kasi pwedeng magpacute and pangit. 2. Pwedeng single ang married 3. Sa text bida ang sinungaling 4. Sa text bistado ang kuripot.</p> <p>Smile is the secret to stay young and cute. Naks, bakit ka nakangiti?</p> <p>What is the difference between cute and feeling cute? Cute is the one who sent this and feeling cute is the one reading this. He...He...he... Text mo sa iba para ikaw naman ang cFor you I would go as far as the end of the world. Do you promise to stay here ?"</p> <p>HALLO, this is your mobile. There is no particular problem. I just wanted to leave your pocket, want the smell is unbearable!!!ute!<br> Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now..... sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.</p> <p>How would you like your egg for breakfast.... hard-boiled or impregnated?<br> I am a killer,I kill people for money.....But because you are my friend,I'll kill you for nothing!</p> <p>I am not stupid, I am blond!!! B - L - O - N - T<br> I am not your type ... I am not inflatable.</p> <p>I know why I am single, my parents-in-law were not able to have kids...</p> <p>I like to compare you with a nice cold glass of beer, beautiful colour, perfect taste, really perfect and when the glass is empty i just take the next one!</p> <p>I once sniffed Coke, but the icecubes blocked my nostrils...</p> <p>If being ugly would hurt, you would be in pain all day long.<br> If you have picture where you look old, keep them. In twenty years you can prove that you have not changed a bit.<br> If you really ressemble the picture on your ID, you are not fit enough to travel.<br> Ik would like to be a volcano... smoke all day and people say ... look he is working!</p> <p>It is charming, incredibly handsome, extremely good, well shaped, horny,an animal in bed and it knows one French word ... MOI!!</p> <p> <small> <a href="http://sms4fun.blog.co.uk/2007/07/02/cool_time~2558107/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>